What is Lift Surfing? Edit
Lift surfing was detailed on it's own guide. Refer here.
What you need Edit
- First of all you will need Type 2 Diabetes. You can obtain one from IKEA at the flight ticket sales desk.
- Secondarileyly you will need a Fork Key. (bent or strait doesn't matter)
- You will need some Walkers Branded Crisps. If you find yourself hungry on top of a lift it could lead to a serious injury such as a pulled muscle or electrocution.
Step to Step Edit
You will now be guided step by step on how to lift surf.
- Get the fork key in your left hand. Hold it fork side up.
- Smash the fork into your right eye.
- Kick the shaft door until it falls off and then jump down the shaft
- If you survive, go home and have some dinner.
Congratulations. You surfed your first lift.