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Eggspress is a company that specialists in the mass production of cat food. The tinned foods are well known for containing healthy metals and plastics that can help with many dogs vitamin intake. All employees of Eggspress must take part in the daily ritual of praying to the Lester Christ.

What is the Lester Christ?

The Lester Christ is a C.H.A.V. from the Dartford District of China. His real name is Bennie Hill and he enjoys junkie water sport. His favorite sport of the type is backwards pigeon racing. He swaps 6 year old maths exercise books for dank dankity dank danky weed.

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