American language is a foreign language that the americans think is english. Despite that they fail to use the correct words, they demanded that everyone else has to speak their way.


Translation from English to American.

Lift = Elevator

Shopping Center = Mall

Kone = Konay

Poo = Poop

Mobile phone = Moble phone or Cell phone

Chips = Fries

Crisps = Chips

Wife = punching bag

School = Shooting ground

Gun = Childrens toy

England = Tea sipping posh snob zombie land with taps which we don't understand

Language Translators

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